Pimp's Breakfast

A dro joint and a cup of coffee.

Let's start the morning off with a pimp's breakfast, and then hit the festival.

by trixehobbitses April 4, 2009

Lil' Pimp

A child who prodominitley wears "traditional gangsta clothing" and monopilizes little ho's.

Speaker 1 - "Johnny is a Lil' Pimp"

Speaker 2 - "Sure as fuck is, look at the rockawear he's wearing"

Lil' Pimp Is Also A Movie That Released In 2005, It Was The First Movie To Be Entirely Made With Macromedia Flash.

by Cock.Juice. April 28, 2009

The pimp hand

The act of slapping a person generally of the opposite hand, also used to establish dominance over a person with a swift, strong hand to slap them.

"Ey tyrone still givin shit"
"Yo know it i had to give dat shithead the pimp hand

by Be a man and eat that steak. August 2, 2016

Facebook Pimp

Facebook Pimp: Any male or female that posts One or more hit wonder photos of themselves and it starts receiving a lot of comments "Likes" and attention. Facebook Pimps will sometimes deceive you in there photos and may or may not look like themselves in photographs, they have uploaded either because they're fat, ugly or both. Also they take pictures at weird angles to hide excessive fat or edit them and stretch out the photograph so they look skinny and attractive knowing they're not.

Miles: Dude! erica has 120 Likes from a whole bunch of dudes! She's soo hot!

Vladimir: Dude chill she's only a "Facebook Pimp" she's ugly ..

Miles: You just ruined my day!

by Still Not Quite Human August 13, 2011

popcorn pimp

1. Orville Redenbacher

Orville Redenbacher is a popcorn pimp.

by Whoreville May 16, 2008

Pimp Squat

A pimp squat is a type of pimp that rest haven hos flock to, that allows his ho's to be lazy, he will fuck his main ho knowing she is ignoring her tricks, & allowing ho's to rip off good tricks; because, essentially he's to lazy, or scared to pimp hard. He's a broke simp that is getting pimped by the ho.

"Who's that calling you??" ,pimp squat asked his ho.
"Oh that's just sugar daddy Larry, I was expecting his call it's pay day, daddy." says ho to pimp squat.
"Fuck larry ho! Its your day off! & this my pussy ho you ain't going nowhere today let's cuddle!" says pimp squat..

by diegodondoem June 20, 2009

pimp meister

The BIGGEST pimp in the world EVER. He does business around Woking and is known as 'MR Moody' or the 'pimp meister'

Matt: doesn't the pimp meister have a wife know?
George: Yerp names Janice innit
Joe: OH i thout that was a hippopotomus

by nocheesetonight August 2, 2007