booty phone

A phone purchased in secrecy from a carrier other than the one your gf or wife knows about. Used specifically for booty calls. A number you can give out freely without fear of getting caught.

Last night I took a shower and my gf read my text. I gotta get a booty phone!

I got to work Monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.

by 33000 October 11, 2011

celluar phone

"Sell you our phone" - An apt mispronunciation or misspelling of cellular phone.

We'll celluar phone for cheap and you'll pay through the nose for service.

by Snezzy December 27, 2011

spiderman phone

A smart phone that has been dropped, the screen shattered, resembling a spider web, but still works.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.

Dude finally upgrades to a smart phone, and what does he do on the first day? He drops it
and converts it to a spiderman phone.

by GATORBOY9A April 29, 2013

Cambodian Phone Call

The act of stuffing a phone (on vibrate) in to a male's anus. The other partner then calls said phone while giving head to the male. If truly commited, the female will most likely lick the remaining fecal matter off of the phone upon completion.

"Dude, Taylor gave me a Cambodian Phone Call last night and now my phone smells like shit!"
"Wait, she didn't lick it off afterwards?"
"No, she said it was too gross or something"
"Dude, she might not be as in to you as you think..."

by Obscene sex positions May 9, 2013

World Phone Tracker

A website that says it can track your phone anywhere on Earth, but holds a special surprise.

Person 1: I just went on World Phone Tracker, and I don't think I can stop laughing.
Person 2: I told you you'd like it.
Person 3: Where can I find it?
Person 2: worldphonetracker.com, prepare for the biggest surprise of your life.

by PhilPrime June 3, 2014

Broken Phone Syndrome

also Post-Phonum Depression; a relentless slide into self-hatred triggered by the loss or breakage of a phone, laptop or other high-ticket item -- often electronics. Symptoms include feeling that you don't deserve nice things, guilt, unnecessary introspection, and a desire to purchase an OtterBox.

"Why is Rachel sobbing in the corner at a party?"
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."

by bootylikewoah July 13, 2015

cell phone romeo

A guy who is incapable of having a relationship with a girl outside of texting. Cell phone romeos are smooth talkers who often have several women they are texting with at one time and are trying to woo but when it comes to having a face to face encounter they simply do not measure up to the romanticised personna they have created for themselves while hiding behind their cell phones. They are content to chat about relationships, kissing, and sex but do not have any plans to act on their over exaggerated skills and in these areas. May be a compensatory mechanism. Not to be confused with a player who has sex with anything that walks. Romeos prefer to mind fuck their unsuspecting Juliets.

That guy turned out to be a cell phone romeo. He bragged about how many orgasms he could give me but would never meet up.

by budlt21 August 30, 2015