Perfect

1.adj. Describing the state completley opposite of perfection or ideallic.
2.adj. Not good, or more specifically fucked up.

1. wife: "My Mother is coming to dinner on Sunday."
husband: "Perfect"
2. Mechanic: "We are going to need to replace all of the belts on your car, but we can have it done by 5pm."
Customer: "Perfect"

by TonyTony June 24, 2005

perfect girl

babyslaw simple as that... an amazingly cute bitch with everything that any guy could ever want

dude check out that bitch she has them monster bitties and YUM! she is the perfect girl

by banana creme July 10, 2007

perfect stranger

Someone who is an expert in giving themselves The Stranger; A method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate giving the allusion that it is someone else's hand. This is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected The Stranger, usually a lonely prick who beats off a lot. When using your left its a Cousin Larry and when using your right its a Balki

Pat & Peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of Perfect Strangers. Pat said he was Balki and Peter I guess was Cousin Larry

by G-Money55 February 27, 2008

Perfect size

what your girlfriend says when she genuinely thinks your dick is big

damn babe your dick the most perfect size geez

by mybfishot September 17, 2021

perfect pitch

Perfect Pitch is when someone throws an accordian and it hits a bagpipe.

Lawrence heaved his accordian and it hit Scotty's bagpipes to the relief of the audience.

by willie-j March 20, 2005

perfect halloween

a halloween which is utterly perfect.

well if my mom came home and gave me a costume to wear that was a nazi uniform. that would definately be perfect.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

perfect kiss

when you know that everything in the world is right and nothing will ever be able to hurt you

When I kiss her, I know it was a perfect kiss

by sheynayray May 26, 2012