packing the plastic

The act of carrying a condom for unexpected sexual intercourse in the near future.

Elliott: "You be taking protection tonight?"
Andy: "You know I be packing the plastic."

by Andy Linn May 5, 2006

Joe Six Pack

Joe the Plumber's Cousin.

Joe Six Pack's wife: Joe, invite Joe over for dinner tomorrow. Tell him to bring his tools.

by Derek_M. February 28, 2009

Packing a Lip

When you take a pinch of chewing tobaco or a pouch of chewing tobaco and put it in your mouth. You then accumulate large amounts of "dip spit" in your mouth. You then spit it into a bottle (spitter) or on the ground depending on where you are. This will give you a "buz" until you do it too much and then you need it for the nicotien. Kids don't try this at home you need to be 18 to buy/use tobaco products.

Yo Chris remember when you packed a citrus pouch in liptown dude.

Ya dude i love packing a lip in liptown.

by The Tree7635 August 23, 2009

Pack the Pipe

Gay anal sex.

Harris "I don't want to go to 7-eleven. What should I do?"
me "You can go to Toni's house and pack the pipe"

by Parth S Patel February 23, 2010

boof pack

packing tons of drugs into your anal cavity

my boy has that boof pack ready for the flight.

by reallnibba October 2, 2018

Stimulus Package

A raging erection.

You want Obama to give you his stimulus package?

I split mad pussy with my huge stimulus package.

Your mom loves my stimulus package.

by Somolian Pirates We! April 24, 2009

New Jersey Hot Pack

when your traped in the back country snowmobling or skiing. if your cold you can shit your pants to stay warm.

Kyle gave himself a New Jersey Hot Pack when he got lost in the forest.

by Socata December 4, 2007