Jizzed in my pants 

To screw up something that was a sure thing.

Hey how'd your calc test go?

Not good. I knew the stuff, I just jizzed in my pants.

Jizzed in my pants by Spocker December 2, 2010

tight pants wide stance 

A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.

That snowboarder just jumped on the tight pants wide stance bandwagon.

tight pants wide stance by da duh da duh da September 20, 2007

pissy pants

Usually referred to a person who hates everything. Is never happy with anyone or anything. Very critical of what others are doing. Constantly complains. Even pissy when everyone around them is having a good time and laughing. aka Debbie Downer

Do we have to invite her again? She is such a pissy pants.

pissy pants by seriouslyonlyme April 12, 2009

wastey-pants 

The result of drinking too much. The next level of drunkeness before being shit faced. Made popular in college station texas. Usually accompanied by a hangover.

I got wastey-pants last night, and now I feel like hell.

That girl is so wastey-pants; I hope she doesn't puke in my living room.

wastey-pants by LRJ November 28, 2007

Jizzed In My Pants 

Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.

"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."

"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."

Jizzed In My Pants by Smithers john January 31, 2009

crapping your pants 

1.) Where you make crap or poop in your pants, without using a toilet. Normally frowned upon in society.

2.) Not necessarily doing the above, being very scared, frightened, or angry.

1a.) Dude, you really need to stop crapping your pants.
1b.) Ew, Alex just crapped his pants.

2.) I'm going to crap my pants if I get a bad grade on this test.

crapping your pants by Cooooooooooooooody September 24, 2006

tapered pants

Tapered pants are trousers popular during the 1980s and early 90s and worn by both genders. The pants sat high on the waist, ballooned around the hips and thighs, then tapered at the ankle. Often worn with with a baggy, button down shirt buttoned all the way to the top, with the collar up. These pants defined "New Romantic" fashion.

Duran Duran, Thompon Twins, Depeche Mode, Platinum Blonde, Annie Lennox (Eurythmics) all wore these tapered pants.

tapered pants by Theresa1120 September 4, 2008