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Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.
Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023
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…Fuck you.
by Delete this account now September 19, 2023
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Mind Your Own Business

Something alot of people cannot do
Another word for "leave me alone" and/or "You shouldn't be involved in this"
Person: "what are you talking about?"

Person 2: "its nothing, mind your own business"
by anonymous September 25, 2023
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Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.
David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".
by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022
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Pooped in his own hand

An action that backfired horribly
Karma
"Principal Hugh.J added a rule that eating isnt allowed in the classes, so everyone ate in the school halls!
Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?
by popthatbvssy August 9, 2022
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get dafuk ownes

Get Dafuk Ownes!= Get the Fuck On! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! YOU LYING! No Cap!

Typical reactions to a good ass story or breaking hood news!
Bruh!!! RayRay and JuJu just tried to rob the gas station and got locked inside and now the poepoez are on the way! GET DAFUK OWNES! I told them fools to get their money up but DYUM!!!Not like that!!!
by Musicismylifegang August 18, 2022
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you got owned!

something that may be said in a video game, typically a first person shooter, when the enemy is killed by you very quickly, and barely seen onscreen.

could also be said as "ya got owned" or "you got pwned"
enemy: shows arm around corner
me: pew pew
enemy: aaaaghauagau i am dead
me: you got owned!
by furryslayer2008 August 25, 2022
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