owns

To be unquestionably cool.

Dick: Eh, I could do without The Hulk.

Jane: What are you talking about, jerk? The Hulk owns.

by Annie Poonanny April 28, 2006

Ownager

An individual who owns many noobs. Typically named Randy or Razor, usually able to work crossover micro and refuses to play console games. An ownager is the epitome of 1337.

I don't play Halo, bitch -- I'm an ownager.

by Stunt101 May 2, 2005

Owned

Meaning you got told or someone or something showed you up. It's a word over-used my immature teenagers. Mostly while playing video games, but sometimes it's said randomly.

Old lady slips on ice and falls.
Boy: Haha! OWNED!!
Old lady: How?
Boy: Dude, the ice totally owned you.

by BlameitChick January 3, 2011

443 Owned in the Face

A general term used for excessive blocks/restrictions on internet access.

The term derives from port 443, the HTTPS or "secure" port. Often times, students at schools or employees under a restrictive firewall would bypass web filters by using port 443 instead of 80 (standard HTTP). Once this caught on, administrators across the world started blocking port 443 on their restricted networks, leading to "443 owned in the face."

Jill: "Crap, I can't get to my email. But maybe if I try it through the secure port..."

*ACCESS DENIED!*

Random Guy: "443 owned in the face!"

by Dylan Evans November 14, 2006

bakery owner

aathu gadu is the bakery owner. cakes are very special in that bakery. they have cool cake,hot cake, butta cake, cunny cake, aathu cake, nakka cake,etc

the founder of bakery is SKN. he is most handsome guy.

bakery cake collections are mixed and grinded in Pushpa collections by the bakery owner

by Cunny9000 November 5, 2020

Slave Owner

The Master of a slave (Slaves) that forces them to work everyday.

The Slave Owner didn’t let the slaves have a break!

by Jacob The Ripper May 26, 2021

Tesla owners

A group of deluded people who brag about their car at any given time. They are the descendants of the ancient and feared Prius owners. They can be found on youtube, complaining about how their Tesla's sunroof is way too big or how the price of electricity is 0.2 cents more expensive.

Those Tesla owners can't stop talking about his car.

by youcantseeme56 June 24, 2021