brown nap

passing out drunk while eating out a chick that was given ruffies and waking up with your face in her corn hole.

"dude you were so wasted last night you took a brown nap on stacy"

by mr. taco man November 13, 2007

Trap Nap

The method of taking a quick kip in a toilet at work.

"Don you've been gone atleast 20 mins all ok?" yep just taking a quick trap nap in cubicle number 3.

by VixHayward April 2, 2008

ninja nap

falling asleep without no one noticing.

Eman: Hey wheres Don?
Marty: There he is, hes asleep.
Eman: Oh man, hes quick. He ninja napped.

by shortychopo January 17, 2011

Dirt Nap

To pass out from consuming to much alcohol.

Guy 1: Wheres Ben?
Guy 2: He's taking a dirt nap upstairs

by BCosta June 4, 2010

milli nap

A short nap - shorter than a standard length nap but considerably longer than a nano nap.

I'm so tired, I need to catch a milli nap before we hit the bar tonight.

by ants211 August 28, 2007

surprise nap

to enter a state of unconsciousness without premeditation or intent. When performed in public can lead to surprise sex.

Man, that douchebag Dave looks pretty tired. I think he could use a surprise nap; could you hand me a baseball bat?

by cockyp August 25, 2011

opposite nap

The act of waking up late in the day (generally on a day off or weekend) tired, getting out of bed for up to six hours before proceeding to climb back into bed and fall promptly back to sleep. Can be closely tied to procrasturbating or just regular procrastination in general.

Guy 1: Hey man whats up?

Guy 2: *yawns* feeling tired but i've only been up for like 4 hours.

Guy 1: epic bro sesh later ydg?

Guy 2: Hmm...Actually I think I'm going to go and finish off my opposite nap

by AkRaptorJesus November 23, 2011