1. tom: so how was your weekend maggie?
***tom's phone vibrates
maggie: well, i had to go to my grandmother's funeral.
tom: haha rofl! I'm sorry i was reading a funny text. you were saying?
maggie: a pox on your one track mind
2. lois: omg! i love the color pink!
dan: you know what i like? sex!
***tom's phone vibrates
maggie: well, i had to go to my grandmother's funeral.
tom: haha rofl! I'm sorry i was reading a funny text. you were saying?
maggie: a pox on your one track mind
2. lois: omg! i love the color pink!
dan: you know what i like? sex!
by Rio de Riley September 15, 2009
Get the one track mindmug. Guy 1: Why a long face larry?
Larry: I don't have much time so I'll give a piece of mind to you, my gf cheated on me and I'm just about to kill her.
Guy Everyone: O.O
Larry: I don't have much time so I'll give a piece of mind to you, my gf cheated on me and I'm just about to kill her.
Guy Everyone: O.O
by Jake N. Mason September 25, 2010
Get the give a piece of mindmug. A disorder in which a person has distorted views about real-world situations, caused by listening to and referring to the mainstream media for all information.
Dave: So what do you think of Obama's plan on withdrawing troops in Afghanistan? I'm thinking it's too early, but at the same time, it is costing us way too much money, and it will have a significant finacial impact on future generations.
Cody: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
Dave: I'm talking about our president.
Cody: Oh yeah. I hate him. He's just a socialist pig that hates america.
Dave: Do you even know what socialism is?
Cody: …
Dave: …
Cody: Don't you think Kim Kardashian went a little overboard to create a dream wedding. I mean, yeah she's rich and all, but come on!
Dave: Cody, I kept my mouth shut for too long, but I'm finally just going to say it: I'm worried about you. I think you have Media Mind Syndrome.
Cody: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
Dave: I'm talking about our president.
Cody: Oh yeah. I hate him. He's just a socialist pig that hates america.
Dave: Do you even know what socialism is?
Cody: …
Dave: …
Cody: Don't you think Kim Kardashian went a little overboard to create a dream wedding. I mean, yeah she's rich and all, but come on!
Dave: Cody, I kept my mouth shut for too long, but I'm finally just going to say it: I'm worried about you. I think you have Media Mind Syndrome.
by rogerthewhale August 26, 2011
Get the Media Mind Syndromemug. A guy who thinks of nothing good of anyone else but himself cause he pathetic & his mind is very little .... possibility influenced badly by other opinions & thoughts
"Bro I think all females are hoes nothing less or nothing more"
I would agree they ain't shit . This would be a weak minded nigga getting influenced by another weak minded nigga .
I would agree they ain't shit . This would be a weak minded nigga getting influenced by another weak minded nigga .
by Ain't no way around it August 13, 2017
Get the weak minded niggamug. Character from the Adult swim show "Harver Birdman: Attorney at Law". Was a former enemy of Birdman, but is now a judge who often hears Birdman's cases.
He has various psychic powers including: teleportation, telepathy, hypnotism, precognition, and telekinesis — all referred to as "mind taking"— but he rarely uses them for anything beyond sophomoric mischief. He has been given the personality of a cocky and flamboyant stage magician; because of this, he often predicts the result of the cases he presides over before they have even started.
He often makes an entrance, such as appearing in a cloud of smoke or from a bolt of lightning. Mentok's gavel is a brain on a handle, which squishes when struck. He also seems to enjoy patronizing people such as Inch High Private Eye and especially the courtroom's bailiff, while the bailiff usually just ignores him and stares forward with a blank expression.
During his time on Earth, Mentok has worked as a mufti, a genie, a sex trade worker, a Cossack, and an E.S.T. instructor. His main catch phrase is "Booweeoop" to give the impression of eerie sci-fi music sound and is said whilst moving his hands around in a circular motion often when 'Mind Taking'.
He has various psychic powers including: teleportation, telepathy, hypnotism, precognition, and telekinesis — all referred to as "mind taking"— but he rarely uses them for anything beyond sophomoric mischief. He has been given the personality of a cocky and flamboyant stage magician; because of this, he often predicts the result of the cases he presides over before they have even started.
He often makes an entrance, such as appearing in a cloud of smoke or from a bolt of lightning. Mentok's gavel is a brain on a handle, which squishes when struck. He also seems to enjoy patronizing people such as Inch High Private Eye and especially the courtroom's bailiff, while the bailiff usually just ignores him and stares forward with a blank expression.
During his time on Earth, Mentok has worked as a mufti, a genie, a sex trade worker, a Cossack, and an E.S.T. instructor. His main catch phrase is "Booweeoop" to give the impression of eerie sci-fi music sound and is said whilst moving his hands around in a circular motion often when 'Mind Taking'.
1."You cannot stop Mentok the Mind Taker! Not while there's minds to be Men-taken!"-Mentok of Harvey Birdman: attorney at Law
by Kyle Dent June 17, 2008
Get the Mentok The Mind Takermug. by asianrocks September 26, 2014
Get the Bending your mindmug. A state of melancholy where you just want to be loved but at the same time don't want to take risks. You also want to float off into oblivion with nothing but a piano and dramatic lighting.
by Ellie Worthe May 30, 2021
Get the Aleksei State of Mindmug.