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litter box

The Litter box is when you are a woman are experiencing coitus on the beach until the male reaches climax. He then proceeds to relinquish his man juices over the anticipating females body. Once the tank is on "empty" he kicks sand over her body covering his most recent donation as a cat would in its own litter box.
A man uses a woman like his personal litter box.
by Information and Wealth December 14, 2011
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Genetic Lottery Loser

A person who failed at the genetic lottery so badly that it's actually sad rather than funny.
"The genetic lottery. You only get one shot at it. Some people hit the jackpot. Others...Don't."

"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021
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Throwing Letters

Slang term for the act of sending a text message.
by Brickalicious January 16, 2009
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Litter

Being more lit
Joe: this party lit (on the phone with steve)
Steve: this party is litter
by Alexis Malin July 27, 2017
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letterosexual

Any person who uses big words gingerly or with no apparent effort, as to make them appear much more smarter then they actually are.
Some Random Guy:"I'm not feeding that conglomerate."
Another Random Guy Who Reads UD Alot: "Oh my god you're letterosexual"
by Sam Balentine August 18, 2008
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Strategic Littering

When someone drops their litter in a enemy's territory. Better when it is littered in an area they visit frequently (front of their house, their car, vicinity of their important possessions) because they will for sure have to pick it up.
Dude, i hate zach sooo much, i just strategically littered at his house. Fuck his gay ass garden.

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If you found (insert type of garbage here) around your property then you're my enemy and you've been strategic littered! Biatch.

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i like strategic littering my enemys, it pisses them off soo bad, and they dont know who the fuck it is!
by halo 2 cotton mastah February 25, 2009
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Hillbilly lottery

When someone works at a job just long enough to be able to earn unemployment once they intentionally get fired
Why ain't Jed lookin' fer a job?

Didn' ya here...he dun an' hit the hillbilly lottery. Wal Mart gonna be payin' him fer a while.
by gigger06 August 29, 2010
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