emo jeans 

Vacuum-fit jeans that leave no room for a guys' privates to breathe (sometimes cutting off their entire lower-body blood circulation), resembling dark-colored, opaque saran wrap if it were wrapped around one's legs. They are preferred by boys of that kind of style (way of life, fashion, however you wanna patent it), with long, lithe, gamine (did someone say chicken?) legs. Occasionally, you'll see a boy or two with an unusually blessed behind or front, with either of those body parts wanting to pop out of them that you could just swear it would take just one more gait and the thing would rip off just like *snap*.

Kevin: Dude, why are you drooling? Are you looking at that emo kid over there?
Gary: Yea, shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
Kevin: Concentrate on what? Those emo jeans?
Gary: Yea, well can't you see? His bottom half looks exactly like your sister's.

emo jeans by i love second hand smoke March 14, 2005

jeans 

a girls best friend; simple, comfortable, cute, classic, completely wearable and flattering on anyone

the best piece of clothing in amy's closet were her low rise, worn-in jeans

jeans by _may_ December 29, 2005

Jeannessa

A devious lying female that will do whatever it takes to get what she wants. She loves money so if you dare to take on this female you better have a lot of it. She can never have to many mates and you will need to be flexible and open minded when it comes to sexual orientation. A real challenge, you must be prepared for mood swings, spending lots of money and multiple mates if you what to hook up with her.

Jeannessa loves to spend money

Jeannessa by stay away...save yourself August 7, 2011

Jeaneen 

diverse, can't be catagorized or stereotyped.

girl: will your friend like me?
guy: yeah, she's cool like that, she can find something to like about anybody
girl: oh. well...will i like her?
guy: uhh, maybe...
girl: why do u say that?
guy: cuz she's so jeaneen & your just so white bread

Jeaneen by almostasian February 3, 2010

freakum jeans 

Alternative to a freakum dress. Can be worn by girls or gay guys.

Staci: Bitch we going clubbin' tonight.

Ashley: Hell yeah, I got my tight ass freakum jeans on.

freakum jeans by Joeydiz07 October 13, 2008

Jeanie 

The greatest friend you will ever have. They are extremely chill and you will feel comfortable enough to say anything around one. Jeanies are super sweet and are always there for you, but never cross a Jeanie. A Jeanie will fuck you up before you even realize what's going on. Nonetheless you will always love your Jeanie.

Damn that girl is a total Jeanie!
Yeah I heard she's hella lit

Jeanie by myfacebrown November 5, 2018

in those jeans

A slightly more subtle way to refer to getting up in someone's genital area. Basically
"Can I get up in those jeans?" = "Can I tap that ass?"

"Tell me is there any more room for me...in those jeans?" -Ginuwine ("In Those Jeans")

"Yo guess what? I just did your sister in the ass."
"Shut up bitch, that girl makes Jessica Simpson look like a 2 dollar whore. Even Ginuwine couldn't get up in those jeans."

in those jeans by Nick D October 15, 2003