*unzips jacket*

usually said to bait gwen when she thinks she's gonna get the D

Me: thats it, you asked for it
Gwen: w-whaaa, n-no
Me: Yes...*unzips*
Gwen: what are you unzipping >/////<
Me: *unzips jacket*
Gwen: fuck u

by Myfrenchcanadianqueen March 24, 2017

booze jacket

When you have enough drinks in you that you don’t have to put a jacket on when it’s balls cold outside.

Person 1: Bro Marek where’s you jackets? It’s like negative -6 degrees out!
Person 2: Broham it’s all good I have a booze jacket on! It’s toasty

by That Raffy Taffy December 26, 2017

Weed Jacket

When you be so high that you can't feel the cold.

Friend: Aren't you cold bro?
You: Nah meign, I got mah Weed Jacket on.

by j3anm1 May 26, 2018

online leather jacket guy

an online personality arch type similar to the creepy guy in the leather jacket smoking rolled cigarettes in the park or outside old pubs......... he has no friends and only bitter memories

'some online leather jacket guy started talking to me but mid sentence trailed off and started to cry'

or

'why does this guy sound like he's wearing a leather jacket and being sad outside a pub?'

by C. clarke July 16, 2014

Leather Jacket

Aka "Mother Fucker" ---- Leather Jacket is often picked up as a automatic word correction in text programs so as your are sending a text and want to call somebody a motherfucker you may find when it's sent that you have called them a leatherjacket. Very common on GoSMS.

See description for Leather Jacket above

by bdizzle562 October 29, 2012

jackfruit

genitals; penis and balls. You jack off to get the balljuices out. Like apples, fruit.

"I am like, so thirsty."
"Suck my jackfruit hon."

by munstro1718 August 6, 2009

jacked

Taken. Usually in a jacked up manner.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010