The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.

The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

Action Chair

Any chair found in a seedy motel room that's used for sexual encounters. The phrase was made famous by Rick Serra on the fifth episode of Another Dirty Room.

Rick: I tell ya it's one of those kinda of chairs again.
Dan: And what chair would that be?
Rick: Action Chair.

by LG633 July 26, 2024

singing chair

A chair that has a vibrator/dildo attached to it.

Jim put Molly in the singing chair and she was screaming like a banshee.

by May 05, 2021

Pull the Chair

A prank that you do on the bully at your school who is so mean you just wanna knock him out, but you don’t want to get suspense so you “pull the chair”.

Bully: You nerd!
Me... Pull the Chair

out under Sasha.

Me also: wools my bad.

by Ohs Anna March 14, 2021

Chair sex

The act of sitting down on your chair so hard that it starts squealing and screaming

"Trashy loves chair sex and fucking her chair, that's her bitch!! It was squealing so much!"

by Gaythens June 16, 2018

chair step

Sit in a chair. now remove the chair but stay standing. now you can march!

Chair stepping, every marchers worst dream.

by magpie.87 July 21, 2022

Angry Chair

Sitting on an angry chair
Angry walls that steal the air
Stomach hurts and I don't care
What do I see across the way, hey?
See myself molded in clay, oh
Stares at me, yeah, I'm afraid
Changing the shape of his face, oh yeah

Candles red, I have a pair
Shadows dancing everywhere
Burning on the angry chair
Little boy made a mistake, yeah
Pink cloud has now turned to gray, oh
All that I want is to play, hey
Get on your knees, time to pray, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Corporate prison, we stay, hey
I'm a dull boy, work all day, oh
So I'm strung out anyway, hey

Loneliness is not a phase
Field of pain is where I graze
Serenity is far away
Saw my reflection and cried
So little hope that I died, oh
Feed me your lies, open wide, hey
Weight of my heart, not the size, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Pink cloud has now turned to gray
All that I want is to play
Get on your knees, time to pray, boy

Angry Chair

by Death Menace June 27, 2023