Humping Drywall 

Used to describe an act considered by the speaker to be very boring or uninteresting.

That was about as much fun as humping drywall!

Humping Drywall by thekochinator2 December 5, 2010

humps 

used in black eyed peas song "my humps" - refers to her "lovely lady lumps" (i.e. her breasts and tushy)

He told me he liked my humps!

humps by raggy biotch September 29, 2005

dry humped the bunny 

Participating in an activity that is extremely boring, provides no pleasure or is a major time waster. Could be at work, a party, etc. An event that attracts douche bags.

Mike: "What did you do last night?"

Marc: "Dude, I went to this lame party. They ran out of beer and hot chicks. I totally dry humped the bunny last night."

dry humped the bunny by Rock Falcon September 2, 2009

risky dry humping 

This involves a guy rubbing his penis against a woman's vagina to orgasm while both are nude, without the penis gaining entry. It's supposed to have some risk of pregnancy due to possible cum entry.

We really didn't go all the way; we only engaged in some risky dry humping. It was delicious.

risky dry humping by Big Sky Heidi October 15, 2010

humphrey effect

When your on a win streak in a game or sport and a person with the last name of Humphrey joins and you start an instant decline and lose multiple times in a row.

"hey man i was just on a huge win streak but this guy joined and now i lost 4 games in a row"

"same man fuck the Humphrey effect"

humphrey effect by promemerlmao December 8, 2016

Rusty Humphries 

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.

The Rusty Humphries Radio show.

Rusty Humphries by Non Urban July 11, 2009

Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch! 

From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.

look at the word dumbass

Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch! by Supa Genius July 13, 2004