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greasy evan 

when someone is so immensly greasy and or smelly and gets mad easily, that you want to kick them in the shin and stab them to death with your nipples
did you see that greasy evan?
yea, ew.
greasy evan by peopelpoop November 18, 2011

Greasy Slap

The act of clenching a piece of bacon or any other greasy food, then slapping someone really hard.
Dude me and my girl were eating breakfast and i told her that the bacon was under cooked so she gave me a Greasy Slap.
Greasy Slap by Manix0013 June 5, 2013
Something society word find immoral or something not clean.
That dirty greasy samsquanch bastard just ate my greasy turd. OMG thats GREASY!!!
greasy by sexy Julian March 21, 2016

Greasy Breakfast Link 

The Greasy Breakfast Link is a sexual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife's or girlfriend's vagina waking her up to a little morning surprise.
Jordon grabbed his tube of KY Warming Gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged knob. He then slipped it in his girlfrend Becky's tight meat glove and gave her a Greasy Breakfast Link.

greaves parlay 

to exploit unsuccessfully, to decrease or otherwise transform into something of much less value
He greaves parlayed his small fortune down to a much smaller fortune.
greaves parlay by mike sam September 30, 2007

greasy spoon 

A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.
The Dell Cafe is Castro Valley's oldest greasy spoon.