Skip to main content

French relay

A game played by 2 girls and 3-6 guys. The two girls kneel and suck off the guys for 30 seconds at a time; the guys rotate. The first girl to finish a guy off and swallow a mouthful of cum is the winner; the other girl then sucks off and swallows for all the remaining guys.

See also: French roulette.
Almost everybody left the party by about 2:00 but Steph and Annie stuck around, so me and some of my boys ended up having a French relay.
by anon444 December 29, 2010
mugGet the French relay mug.

French Tsunami

When your getting head by a French woman and she sticks her tongue down your dick hole
Homy shit did she threw me with that French tsunami
by AshHD100 April 13, 2020
mugGet the French Tsunami mug.

The French Tampon

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.
"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.
by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023
mugGet the The French Tampon mug.

French compliment

A compliment said reluctantly through gritted teeth. Used by people when they wish to appear as if they genuinely care but secretly have zero interest in the subject. A favoured technique of narcissists to improve their image or hide their short comings at the expense of others.

French compliments can be distinguished from a standard back handed compliment by the use of a false sense of suprise (see example below)

A French compliment often ends in the person giving the compliment obtaining something they did not earn or merit.
The work looks great, I am actually fairly impressed given they have only been in for a couple of months- french compliment
by Bob irwin 77 December 10, 2020
mugGet the French compliment mug.

french breed

When you have fuck and kiss at the same time
Dude, I french breeded Angela so hard last night!
by Chaz Badazz August 31, 2016
mugGet the french breed mug.

french alabama

When you plotting on a young man and he in the stall pissing and you run in and catch the urine in your mouth and spit it at him.
Yo jeff was in the dorm bathing hall last night and i toatally got him with the french alabama

.
by dongathon November 17, 2017
mugGet the french alabama mug.

French Tunnel

When a male sits naked on top of their naked partner and farts directly into their butthole, this creating a “French Tunnel” effect
Had some really great sex and afterwards gave her a massage, and in the middle of the massage I gave her a surprise French Tunnel , she was mortified
by FrenchTunneler August 1, 2023
mugGet the French Tunnel mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email