Flap blasting

1: To blow excessive fat off of a body with a shotgun; usually referring but not limited to the fat of ones back.

2: To completely blow someone away with a shotgun.

Dude you got a 7 kill-streak flap blasting everyone with that SPAS-12!

by Metalvayne October 5, 2011

Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker

Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.

by crazyningatiger42 July 19, 2012

Flapkin

to get slapped in the face with a dick

i flapkinned that chick

by Ae416 September 12, 2012

flapatus

When a person is mean to a girl for seemingly no reason usually referring to them as a gobbler or telling them to sit on one.
This term is usually aimed at blacksmiths or homosexuals for some reason.

Hey shut up alf, you flapatus!

by flapatus fan November 27, 2012

flapback

A type of cap with a flap of material hanging down the back to cover the neck from sun exposure. Also referred to as a Legionnaire hat.

Dude, that flapback looks rad!

Man, this flapback will prevent skin cancer and make me look cool at the same time!

by therealdeal.com October 6, 2013

Flap Getter

A Person who gets all the flap.

John: 'Hey baby, how about we go back to my place and do it?'

Jennifer: 'Sure hun'

Sam: 'Oh man, that guy is such a flap getter. He gets all the flap'

by JohnFlaps October 20, 2013

flapjob

When a previously obese person who has recently lost a lot of weight rubs you off with the loose, hanging skin that results from rapid weight loss.

That chick from the biggest loser could probably give one hell of a flapjob!

by CloppinTime February 5, 2014