Tore up from the floor up

busted face,body,personality,demeanor and spirit. A wretched individual. Hairstyle gone wrong.

That girl looks like she is tore up from the floor up!

by Madame Breaux psychic November 6, 2020

Floor Gang

Floor gang is a counter-terrorist force that foils the many war crime attempts of the terrorist group: Wall Gang. It is said that during the wall gang raids they repeat a distinct chant, and instead of a bugle boy, they have a tambourine guy.

Floor Gang whoop, Floor Gang whoop, the member continued to chant

by Reggie from Nintendo May 13, 2020

floor show

1. A minor fight or fracas, usually in a drinking establishment or other place of public entertainment. The actual level of violence is low, due to the participants being inept, inebriated or both. Hence the incident is entertaining rather than frightening to the onlookers.

"I was in <drinking establishment> last night - there was a terrific floor show. Some drunk guy got chucked out by the doormen."

by Eighth of Seven January 15, 2007

Floor elbows

Indescribable words used in the Christina Aguleria (however you spell it!) song "dirrrrrty".

Floor elbow, ring the alarm, floor elbows

by Lurpak April 29, 2003

floor baby

A term of frustration and anger used by college students used to denote the offenders immaturity and lazy tendencies.

"Do you ever stop whining u dumbass floor baby "

"Steph is sucha floor baby she won't stop laughing about poop and pee jokes"

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

Floor Pretzels

a) The most delicious snack food ever. It's especially great for parties! It's very simple to prepare as well. All you need to do is:

1) Buy a bag of pretzels.
2) Set them down at the party long enough to have played a few rounds of your favorite drinking game.
3) Open the bag of pretzels and begin to eat them, after a set amount of time one of your drunken friends will knock them from your hands and THERE YOU HAVE IT! Delicious Floor Pretzels!

b) A bitch to clean up in the morning... you may even need foot brooms

Bob: Hey these are great! What are they?
Jennifer: They're floor pretzels!
Bob: 5-second rule I always say!

(The day after the party)
Stuart: Ah, damnit! Looks like we had floor pretzels last night!
Jeff: Looks like we should break out the foot brooms I guess...

by Rabid Spider Monkey February 15, 2010

Floorboard muncher

A person who provides oral sex to a younger girl, particularly below 13 years old. Derived from 'rug muncher' but becomes floorboard due to the girl having no puibs.

jack in 4th year is going out with jill in 1st year, jack is a floorboard muncher.

by D-mass November 29, 2009