fartass

Just a random insult. Combining "Fart" and "Ass." Or accusing one of passing too much anal gas. Not an insult to be taken to heart, however. Fun times.

"Hey, John, how about you stop farting, you fartass."

by Troy McGrath July 31, 2003

inside fart

When you have gas and can't let it out...usually due to the fact that you are in a public place...the fart then goes back into your stomach rather than out your anus - most often resulting in an awkward noise.

Man I was in class today and I had to fart, but there was this hot chick sitting next to me so I had to inside fart instead. Turns out it was so quiet she heard it anyway and gave me a disgusted look.

by phil-will March 21, 2010

fart toss

The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.

I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

fart castle

fart castle: an apartment filled dirty laundry, fast food trash and other junk lying around which is so bad, so smelly, so ridiculous, that you do not want to be in the place. the owner doesn't seem to notice or mind it and in fact treats it as his pride, like his own "castle", while other people are disturbed by it and avoid it at all costs

let's stay at adam's house after the party

nah, the place is a fart castle

by silentErik February 17, 2010

Fart Bellows

Fart Bellows is the opposite of a Dutch Oven. Instead of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing noxious gas fumes from one's ass, the flatulist begins pumping and fanning (expanding and contracting) the bedding covers which expels the gas fumes out from underneath the blankets and sheets into the open air in the bedroom. Person's lying in the bed and anyone entering the bedroom after the fact all fall victim to the fart bellows.

After using the "Fart Bellows" method while lying in bed, Billy caused his girlfriend Gertrude to puke all over the night stand and wall.

by E. Barlow November 19, 2014

lumpy fart

A fart containing substance. A fart gone awry.

Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.

by hoho223 February 13, 2010

Samurai Fart

The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.

Alexis: GAAAAAHHHH!

Jim: What?

Alexis: *Farts*

Jim: WTF was that?

Alexis: Most honorable Samurai Fart

by totallynotchris March 8, 2010