Facebook

A website which never works, always breaks and has tonnes of privacy issues!

What website shall i join to get bored out my brains and have my photos and private info stolen? Facebook will fit perfectly for that!

by facebookbites June 27, 2010

i will stab you in the face, repeatedly

A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap

"if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repeatedly"

by AleisterEPOD March 7, 2009

Facebook Spank Bank

A collection of pictures, speficially Facebook pictures stored for the sole purpose of masturbation

"Mark's Facebook Spank Bank collection has gotten so large he had to get an external hard drive."

by HipHopAnonymous123 December 22, 2008

face fucking

When a male thrusts his penis in and out of a mouth instead of allowing a mouth to bob up and down on a penis as in typical oral sex.

I wanted to give Mike a nice, slow blow job but he grabbed my head and ended up face fucking me instead.

by Nikkinightowl May 27, 2008

Face-Muppet

A growth on the head resulting from getting punched or kicked.

If Randy doesnt leave me alone, I'm going to give him a Face-Muppet.

by Rob Righter September 9, 2008

Facebook Girlfriend

Someone who you have never met, will never meet, and have absolutely no chance with, but you know everything about.

Douche 1: Christy is so hot with that uberminiskirt and hair-thin bra...

Douche 2: Yea dawg, shes my facebook girlfriend

Douche 1: Sick brah. So are you guys dating in real life then?

Douche 2: Nah brah its not like that dude, we want to keep things virtual. I just cant be tied down to a 5' 6" bikini model with a D cup and whose favorite color is turqoise and has soccer practice at 3:00 PM on Monday Tuesday and Thursday after school with her friend Janice who she got into a fight with about a cute guy but its ok because they talked it over and realized that he didnt like either of them so theres no point in fighting because they will just ruin their friendship which has been strong since the 3rd grade when they met in history class and made fun of their teacher, Ms. Kretzel.

Douche 1: Sounds like you two are pretty close. You gonna introduce yourself to her?

Douche 2: Hell no...

by IToldYouIPutItOnUrbanDictionar July 9, 2010

Facebook Chat

Another addition to the Facebook Stalkers Toolkit for people who you don't want to talk to... to talk to you. To make it worse, the only off-switch is "going offline" on your internet browser.

You remember that creepy Blake guy from our High School? He caught me on facebook chat the other day and I didn't want to deal with the overwhelming guilt of ignoring him so I had to say hi.

by DramaticJohnny July 6, 2009