Douche Bag 

An arrogant, smug college male that speaks like they're god's gift t the world about politics and about how being liberal is smart and awesome. Usually wears clothes that they think expresses "individuality" but in reality only attracts other men. This probably won't get posted because that's how most males are these days and society has gone soft and lost its balls.

...and that's why you're a douche bag

Douche Bag by probablywontgetposted October 25, 2010

douche cartouche 

A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.

They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.

douche cartouche by Braincase January 15, 2010

Douche McGoo 

Someone who acts stupid.dumb ass

Brett is a Douche McGoo.

Douche McGoo by hardly_33 April 25, 2008

Douche Dwelling 

A habitation or dwelling where douchebags reside.

All this douchebaggery is killing me; I've gotta get out of this douche dwelling before it rubs off on me.

Douche Dwelling by Overturecly August 19, 2008

Douche Money 

The money you get when you pass go in monopoly.

Damnit! Erik has been getting all the Douche Money while I've been in jail.

Douche Money by ZeMasterDouche October 29, 2008

douche lettuce 

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

douche lettuce by Matt Mallow February 28, 2009

Douche-tom 

The biggest fag ever, enjoys placing african americans cocks in his mouth and or asshole

Douche-Tom sucked the cock until he choked then put the black guys 24 incher in his ass, he still shits anacondas.

Douche-tom by THE MAN YAA March 6, 2009