Cuntalunt

A weird kid who lives up the road, cuntalunts love chatting about gory subjects such as rose budding and prolapses anuses, they have an insatiable appetite for haze and will get it by any means necessary

I’d watch out for that cuntalunt, he will be here very soon

by Greenzone101 January 3, 2022

Cuntapoo

The unconcerned companion of a newly acquired fashion item dog (I blame lockdown), that assumes it's everyone else's responsibility to ensure their little darling doesn't come to harm. Usually found with headphones on full blast and/or staring intently at their mobile phone whilst wandering up a cycle path or across a road. Mostly accompanied by an '-apoo', '-adoodle', French Bulldog or a rat-on-a-string.

Fucking Cuntapoo, bet they got their dog during lockdown!

by Ch11pper April 19, 2022

cuntarsery

A specific type of behaviour which demonstrates being a cunt and an arse at the same time.

The Barmy Army regularly exhibit all manner of cuntarsery.

by Auntie_Betty May 5, 2022

cuntaroot

A pussy with roots. ,. A bitch dragging a tree

That woman is a cuntaroot

by Dwcwdc July 7, 2022

CUNTASAURUS

An older woman who has been behaving like a cunt from youth to old age

Look at that old cuntasaurus being nasty is her life plan

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

cuntage

Of, or pertaining to be a cunt.

The absolute CUNTAGE of this place is immaculate.

by glizzydilf November 8, 2022

Cuntabulous

For when everything is a cunt and you have been broken to the point of feeling laughing at everything around you it becomes cuntabulous.

The building site was full of cunts and counting jobs everywhere and someone asked Mike how's it going "everything is absolutely cuntabulous mate couldn't be better"

by FinchyForks November 11, 2022