contrige

An extremely important piece of writing or drawing, such as a document.

"Wow, I got this amazing contrige from Sarah; how much do you think it's worth?"

by Crystal150 August 4, 2013

contriculate

In the broadest sense, means to be subtracted or deleted from a list, the opposite of matriculate. The most common meaning refers to the formal process of being expelled from a university or of becoming ineligible to enter by not fulfilling certain academic requirements.

Because of his lack of effort, he contriculated from college

by Hunjiman October 13, 2013

Contripreneur

Noun:

An entrepreneur who is committed to producing profit and success in business as a means to contribute to and make a difference in the area of philanthropy and the community.

The trust was set up by a prominent American contripreneur

by albertiwa November 23, 2013

containment talons

Double quotes. Used particularly to refer to the gesture used to make "air quotes"

Alan: Bob is a "sexy beast"
Bob: I could see those containment talons from across the room.

by daimoinen November 27, 2014

Contrabass Bugle

The most bad ass instrument on the marching field

"Look at that guy march that contrabass bugle, he's so awesome!"

by mrtubapresident November 30, 2014

Contrafuscious

Liking to make up big words

Jonathan liked to impress people with big words, which he often made up. You could say he was very contrafuscious

by SterlingManta May 10, 2015

Controllerfuck

When you use the tip of the xbox controller to fuck yourself. Also can be done by a N64 controller. Used by gamer girls.

Ex. 1: Dude, did you see my GF controllerfucking with my xbox controller?
Ex. 2: Controllerfucking myself makes me wanna get more kills.
Ex. 3: Great, now I have to get more controllers because my wife keeps controllerfucking!

by Creepy_Guy_From_Wallmart September 6, 2016