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Comment system

Something that the urban dictionary currently doesn't have :(
ohh I like that definition! I want to comment on it but the urban dictionary doesn't have a Comment system D:
by omegafox456 January 12, 2021
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projectile commenting

Talking so loudly (especially on a cell phone) that everyone within earshot hears. Often done by self-aggrandizing poseurs who want people to notice them.
"I asked the waiter to move us to a different table, because that show business agent wanna-be was projectile commenting about his meeting with George Clooney"
by Ourmanflint1 December 19, 2007
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douchebag comment

Anything 2 sense coming from a rude boys mouth.
After everything I say josh has to add his douchebag comment.
by kennedy nash November 27, 2009
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mom comment

A comment made on facebook by a person's mom, usually ending the entire conversation. The mom comment tends to be funny only to the mom, embarrassing to the offspring, and scary to friends who may accidently say something they don't want parents to find out. A mom comment is a mother's way of trying to fit into the social lives of their kids, however their efforts fall short and they make a fool of themselves to the younger generation.
X: (Posts lyrics to a rap song as status)
Friend 1: (another part of the song)
Friend 2: (another part of the song)
Friend 1: (another part of the song)
X: (another part of the song)
Mom: Hey I know that song!!
X: mom comment^
by Ern Dizzle January 27, 2011
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redneck commandments

the 10 commandments for rednecks
1.) thou must marry thine sister.
2.) thou must consume copious amounts of alcohol.
3.) thou mustn't achieve greater education than grade 8.
4.) thou must live in a broken down house or trailer park.
5.) thou mustn't bathe more than twice per year.
6.) thou must have many children, many pets, and have your parents live in the attic.
7.) thou must watch NASCAR.
8.) thou must wear plaid and a trucker hat.
9.) thou must live in the USA or Canada.
10.) thou must own a beaten up truck

the lost commandments
11.) thou must listen to country.
12.) thou must vote for bush.
13.) thou must make moonshine.
14.) thou mustn't pay taxes.
15.) thou must hate your neighbor.
16.) thou must disapprove of newcomers.
17.) thou must salute the trucker.
18.) thou must only eat game you find (road) and kill, yourself.
19.) thou have a rocking chair on your porch.
20.) thou must play the banjo.
-road trip through Alabama-
-stop at a gas station-
-get out and fill up-
guy 1 "hmm?"
-locals stare and talk to each other-
-guy 1 gets back into car-
-guy 1 to guy 2- " those guys are kind of creeping me out. Can you guess why they're doing that?"
guy 2 "have no idea. You might want to check in with them redneck commandments."
by leviathantheinsane June 13, 2013
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sydney comment

Charlie: You know when they made stone henge they didn’t use tractors or anything
Olly: that’s a Sydney comment
by 23side March 12, 2018
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YouTube commenter

A person whit no life mostly anti-social
Commenting in a large selection of videos to ear recognition
by YouTube cumy September 22, 2019
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