car bomber 

a person of middle eastern decent. Whos favorite hobby is usually bombing his neighbors cars.

Allah that damn car bomber put c4 in my back seat.

car bomber by Matt Tangradi February 22, 2011

Car jack 

When you spontaniously have an old man come to your house with a car jack and he fiercfully stretches your asshole to amazing proportions

You know zillary got a Car Jack at the party, right?

Car jack by Carjacker June 16, 2018

car wash 

during an orgy one male stands with his legs spread. Woman and/or transvestites crawl through the mans open legs. During which the man excretes feces and urine on to the passing humanoids.

We had a car wash and it was a lot of fun.

car wash by vasdfvd dsafgasdfds November 24, 2004

car wash 

A temporary oral condition caused by contact with extremely hot food (i.e. pizza) in which tiny strips of skin peel away and dangle from the roof of one's mouth.

"Damn, I just gave myself car wash!

car wash by 10Triggers November 11, 2005

car pulling

Having sex in a car.

"I saw a couple car pulling last night!"

car pulling by Smosh fan394 August 19, 2014

car wash 

After engaging in sexual intercourse the male takes his penis still with the fluids on, and wipes it on the partners face. This making her look like she has been through a car wash.

I car washed that bitch last night.

car wash by Kevin aka G-Money February 3, 2008

Car Salesman 

Person who works long hours every day of the week except Sunday in some states trying to help people find affordable cars for themselves or their families. Endures consistent objections and lies but gets paid to overcome those objections and creatively solve the problems in front of them to help their clients.

Went by the local Ford place and told my car salesman I needed to talk to my wife first. I really went down the street to Chevrolet and bought a brand new Chevrolet Silverado!

I bought a used Corolla with 80,000 miles on it. I was hesitant but the salesman over at Mazda explained that it came with a free warranty. Never had a single problem with the car.

I went to the local Chevrolet place to check out a used Jeep but the car salesman kept pushing for me to buy right now. I felt uncomfortable so I just drove away. I found another Jeep at Toyota and the guy there was really understanding and made me feel comfortable. This one cost more but I had a great experience and send all my friends there!

Car Salesman by sweetvictory77 October 8, 2020