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Blood Mallet 

An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.
Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.
Blood Mallet by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

Blood clot 

When blood comes out of your vagina and a clump of blood comes with it
Eww another blood clot!!
Blood clot by Suck a toee December 10, 2018

Blood Lawn 

when all equity and fixed income markets are in the reds (or down on the day)
We're seeing a blood lawn today
Blood Lawn by Connor rim December 19, 2018

Blood balloon

A dick. A dick is basically all blood.
I’m gonna give Cindy my blood balloon if she keeps wearing that dress
Blood balloon by PseudoNympho666 December 26, 2018

Blood pleanus 

When a woman has a mischarged during sex
Even had a blood pleanus last night
Blood pleanus by Theugabugaler April 9, 2019

Blood clout 

When a clout chaser is exposed as being such before gaining enough respectable clout of their own, and is rejected by their community and falls off
Lil jaggy - "yo, I ain't hanging out with Dadam he just a clout chaser"

Lil rackskal - " maybe so bro, but he ain't about to catch a blood clout like that Fax guy"
Blood clout by Spatomsk April 28, 2019