Definitions by rainbow_shitshow

Midnight Cum Snail 

When you have sex earlier in the day, then later that evening some cum runs down your leg.

Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.

Midnight Cum Snail by rainbow_shitshow May 3, 2023

Upsettio Spaghettio 

When an Italian person is upset due to a ruined orgasm.

Guiseppi's girlfriend stopped stroking him right before he came, so it just leaked out. He was hella upsettio spaghettio.

Upsettio Spaghettio by rainbow_shitshow April 24, 2023

Hot McDouble

Any threeway activity involving yourself + 2 people from ireland.

I had a Hot McDouble on vacation to Dublin last week!

Hot McDouble by rainbow_shitshow April 21, 2023

Baja Blasting 

Aggressively fingering a butthole on a beach in the Caribbean.

My girl isn't ready for sex yet, but she's always down for a baja blasting.

Baja Blasting by rainbow_shitshow April 21, 2023

Blood Mallet 

An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.

Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.

Blood Mallet by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

New Mexico Monsoon 

A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans

"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"

New Mexico Monsoon by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018