bartard

Someone who only ever wants to go to the bar, that is all they can ever think of to do.

John is such a bartard, he's trying to organize another happy hour even though no one came to the last one.

by Ryanonymous November 30, 2006

Bartard

(noun, male, singular) a misspelling of ‘bastard’

a simp who believes women find him irresistible
waste on time

That Sanele character, massive bartard if i do say so myself

by Bayst God January 22, 2020

jaeda barton

is the hottest prettyest girl in the world she is the nicest and the pretteist NOT goth or a snickerlickerthe kewlist emo ever

... jaeda barton is pretty lol

by sammi her bitch lol October 24, 2008

bartard

when ur asshole turns blue/purple due to drug usage

"bro lemme see ur bartard"
"nah bro im off the xans"

by lamerbbq February 3, 2019

bartricks

Quite Simply it's a trick, stunt, or set up that can be performed anytime, anywhere using ONLY commonly found items.

See bartricks.com for free secrets
You'll never pay for a drink again.

by The Copperfield of Bartricks February 28, 2007

bartandconnor

the act of two males LOVING

bartandconnor is when two men are in a tent... one catches one receives

by adrian slade August 18, 2008

Bartophilia

The process of strolling of a Ramblas, walkplatz, or pedestrian only area and having low rent prostitutes grab your balls front of your wives or girlfriends.

Man we left the club with Shayna and Starr and these two hookers latched onto my unit. It was the worst bartophilia attack ever!

by sbaines April 28, 2009