Legan the Penguin

Legan the Penguin is a penguin that loves leggings. He usually doesn’t waddle but when he does he looks retarded.
Mya: “damn he looking fine”
Liv: “ he’s wearing leggings. So he’s legan the penguin
by liversandmya November 22, 2017
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bigger penguin

The term “Bigger Penguin” is another way of expressing a male’s private to be more grown and advantages than most. Someone with one would be considered dangerous to this world for being harmful while raw to others .
“He offered his Bigger Penguin after the party”
by TheRealDeal971 January 18, 2023
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Flying Penguins

Dude 1: Dude, did you do the Algebra homework?

Dude 2: FLYING PENGUINS! I forgot!!
by the hand of doom September 21, 2010
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The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
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Penguin in a blanket

Penguin in a blanket is a term to use when your tired of school and want to be a "Penguin in a blanket"
hey Jay, im such a Penguin in a blanket.
Oh you definitely are haha.

Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!
by anon2201_hun February 01, 2021
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Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower
My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower
by Iloveyouivy July 01, 2020
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cameolt penguin

bob: dude look at lulu today isn't she hot!
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..
by ras elias May 05, 2009
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