shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

cock plug

a seller of cocks

I'm the cock plug. Got cock on deck, whatchu want?

by cockplug September 9, 2019

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo

the army call for all cocks to gather and salute

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo the leader cock called out as all the cocks gathered together

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Cock

A mens dick

My boyfriend saw me sleeping with my shirt lifted up so he started to touch me later his cock was hard

Gopher also saw me fingering my pussy so he put away my hand and shoved his cock in

by Hi I’m a boring person March 7, 2022

cock slap

Where you slap someone in the cock and scream cock slap

guy 1: hey bro
guy 2: what's up bruh
guy 1:COCK SLAP *SLAPS GUY 2 IN COCK*
guy 2: OW FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE STUPID PRICK

by CrippledJoker May 16, 2022

Cock Dandruff

Resulting from not keeping ones pubic area neat, trim and clean. Cock Dandruff, the particulate matter that builds up on the front of the urinal and or toilet.

It’s not my job, so much Cock Dandruff on the front of the toilet; it’s not my job to clean it up. We can tell the one living in this house that does not keep their pubic hair on point. Every time they pee it looks like the public restroom at the convention center local.

by Word assembly worker #45 October 13, 2018

Cock Check

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.

Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.

by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022