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shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.
I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.
by dannibitch October 7, 2008
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cock plug

I'm the cock plug. Got cock on deck, whatchu want?
by cockplug September 9, 2019
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Cock-A-Doodle-Doo

the army call for all cocks to gather and salute
Cock-A-Doodle-Doo the leader cock called out as all the cocks gathered together
by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020
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Cock

My boyfriend saw me sleeping with my shirt lifted up so he started to touch me later his cock was hard

Gopher also saw me fingering my pussy so he put away my hand and shoved his cock in
by Hi I’m a boring person March 7, 2022
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cock slap

Where you slap someone in the cock and scream cock slap
guy 1: hey bro
guy 2: what's up bruh
guy 1:COCK SLAP *SLAPS GUY 2 IN COCK*
guy 2: OW FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE STUPID PRICK
by CrippledJoker May 16, 2022
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Cock Dandruff

Resulting from not keeping ones pubic area neat, trim and clean. Cock Dandruff, the particulate matter that builds up on the front of the urinal and or toilet.
It’s not my job, so much Cock Dandruff on the front of the toilet; it’s not my job to clean it up. We can tell the one living in this house that does not keep their pubic hair on point. Every time they pee it looks like the public restroom at the convention center local.
by Word assembly worker #45 October 13, 2018
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Cock Check

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.
Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.
by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022
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