Paper Zombie

The state of being that you find yourself in during and after writing a major paper for school. Your only thoughts and desires revolve around finishing said paper and procuring food.

Other characteristics include minor loss of motor coordination, incoherent speech, and looking like death warmed up.

A paper zombie state can only be stopped by turning in the paper.

"Man, that history paper totally turned me into paper zombie last night, I could hardly make it in class to turn it in."

"If I'm going to get this lab report done in time, I'm going to have to turn into a paper zombie."

by MR.MCA December 8, 2009

White Zombie

1.) A really cool early 90s metal band fronted by Rob Zombie.

2.) A 1932 horror movie starring Bela Lugosi

Guy 1: White Zombie is cool
Guy 2: The band or the movie?
Guy 1: Both

by I Hate Conformists July 16, 2008

Dumpster Zombie

noun. Someone who clearly has no fashion sense.
someone who looks like they were rummaging through a dumpster late at night to obtain the clothes they are wearing
one who throws on anything with no regard for how it looks (i.e. wrinkles, dirty, stained)

She/He's a total Dumpster Zombie.

by absurd angel January 10, 2010

Marvel zombie

Comic book fan slang to describe someone who is overtly loyal to the Marvel Comics company to the point where they won't read anything else.

Don't try and describe Preacher to him he's just a Marvel Zombie

by jd January 3, 2005

Headphone Zombie

When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular music, or both.

I drove through the University and nearly hit a pack of J-walking headphone zombies

by King_of_Tots November 3, 2015

Abercrombie Zombie

One of the many (millions) of clones and mindless copies of one another who can't think for themselves, so they shop at Abercrombie & Fitch in order to try and give meaning to their empty lives. What they need is to be able to make their own decisions, based on what they really like and need, not what they think that people will like them for.

Abercrombie Zombies should be destroyed.

by Kris April 24, 2003

Bath salt zombie

When you do bath salts as a drug and then go around chewing homeless people's faces off. Only to be stopped by 11 bullets to the body.

Tom:DUDE MY COUSIN JUST GOT HIS FACE EATEN OFF BY A BATH SALT ZOMBIE!!!

david: STFU I'm doing bath salts right now

Tom: NOOOOOOO

David: *eats Tom's face off*

Tom:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by DRUGGY BITCH December 12, 2012