twitter lambs 

The popular social networking service Twitter is sweeping the pop culture in record numbers. Ashton Kutcher and Perez Hilton have a swarm of followers which are referred to as "Twitter Lambs" that beckon to every update they receive via SMS on the application Twitter; online or by cell phone. Each "Twitter Lamb" then re-tweets "RT" back their thoughts to the sender.

PerezHilton: "Omg guys. I love being gay!!"

smilyboi125: "RT @PerezHilton omg me too!!"

gay4lifeboy: "RT @PerezHilton you are 2 hot!!"

curiousbiGuy: "RT @PerezHilton I need some attention here, kinda hot for you."

PerezHilton: "I love my Twitter Lambs, shots on me in West Hollywood tonight!"

twitter lambs by designer_trig May 12, 2009

Twitterbating

The act of twittering. In the process of twittering. Often applied to those who twitter on a constant basis.

OMG. Ever since Brian found out about twitter he's been twitterbating all the time.

Me? I'm just twitterbating right now. What are you up too?

Twitterbating by spectreU98 June 29, 2009

twitterary

A secretary who handles a celebrity's twitter account. Some celebrities can't be bothered to tweet for themselves.

"OMG, I just got a tweet from that chick who went crazy on Meal Or No Meal! She's gonna be on Dancing With The Biggest Losers!"

"No way, dude. She has a twitterary handle that. She doesn't do her own tweets."

"A twitterary?"

"Oh, yeah, you've been breathless over the tweets of some underling!"

twitterary by Oliver Faltz November 27, 2009

Twitter-bitter 

twit-er bit-er (adj) When a tweeter is bitter or upset about not receiving a reply to a Direct Message (DM). Also occurs where the tweeter does not receive any feedback on his or her status.

Manifests itself frequently in late night rants to which no one replies because it is the middle of the night, thus resulting in an endless cycle of culminating twitter-bitterness.

Don't be all Twitter-bitter just because I didn't see your DM yesterday, bitch.

Twitter-bitter by DJ Hearing Aid July 20, 2010

Trotter Legs

The aesthetic of an obese woman wearing very high heels, giving the illusion that she is an upside down triangle, makes the feet look disproportionatley small, like trotters.

"I like that girls outfit but she has trotter legs"

"Are these heels slimming or are they just giving me trotter legs?"

Trotter Legs by piacat September 5, 2010

Twitter jockey

1. A public relations "pro" who spends their entire workday posting PR Daily, Mashable and other articles on Twitter (and Facebook...because all "pros" link their Twitter to their Facebook!) without a RT (ReTweet) so as to not give credit.

2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.

@"Twitter Jockey" Can you believe this statistic in a recent study? I'm pretending this is my link here!

Twitter jockey by I Judge Because I Care April 10, 2011

Twittercism 

Criticism that is given via twitter.

@justinbieber your musics shit and you look like a twat.

@anon hey man dont give me so much twittercism :(

Twittercism by taylortheory August 15, 2012