Tess Tickles

The action of putting your balls across sand paper and tickling all the hair off.

Oh man dude I just got out of the locker room and the guys were taking turns doing Tess Tickles.

by Tess will tickle September 9, 2021

Get tessie’d

When your man leaves you cause hes gay

God he’s gonna leave me for Jeremy!
LMAO get tessie’d

by Jessers8 October 26, 2022

Tessa

Name of a white girl who gets too turnt too quick

Tessa got to turnt and passed out by 11 on homecoming night

by Tmerminod January 26, 2015

Tessa

A skanky hoe who smells like a fishy in the sea 🐠

Person1: I smell fish

Person2: it’s TESSA RUN

by Oofer 69 February 20, 2019

Tessa

a dipshit friend who makes you feel bad most of the time

that girl is such a Tessa

by sexyguy1128 September 23, 2014

Tess

Unusually ugly, with a terrible sense of humor. You hate to make her laugh because the sound that comes out, almost resembles the sound of a dying pig. A Tess is usually extremely annoying and somebody you ignore in public. Tess could also be refereed to as a "Crack head", or "Crack whore". You always know when a Tess is coming because the entire ground shakes, or you may hear the sound of the crane lifting her in because she is too large to go threw the door. She cant fit in any car except for a semi. A Tess is the kind of person you would never want to get stuck in an elevator with. But if you do get on an elevator with her you wouldn't survive, you would be eaten.

"My friend was just eaten by a Tess"

by We hate Tess November 28, 2018

Tessitore

Italian, Vital Function Parasite, A big glob of shit that; instead of taking the regular course down and out, it instead moves up, strangling as many vital and necessary parts and functions as it can.

Hey Jimmy, I heard a bunch of Iraq contractors are suffering from a Tessitore. The big piece of shit just keeps moving up on them strangling every vital function it encounters.

Yea Allan, I knew a bunch of guys at the Ice Company in Jacksonville who suffered for years with Tessitore. Like other parasites it seems to be a nuisance at first and then grows until it strangles its host from the inside out.

by Wayne Hargraves May 16, 2008