Scottish tears

Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.

It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.

by mal_42 July 11, 2023

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boy’s tears

This became a phrase seen, earlier on the internet.. it’s because boys aren’t “supposed” to cry so when they hold in their tears for so long, it starts to bottle up. Hence, the once trendy boy’s tears bottle phonecases and such

“I want that boy’s tears t-shirt I saw on instagram shop”

by bella-chanel August 5, 2023

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Doodle Tear

A single droplet that is emitted from the end of the penis during an extreme reaction, such as laughter or fear.

Hell, I laughed so hard I squeezed out a doodle tear!

by mark6321 August 17, 2023

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Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.

A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!

by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019

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Trail of Tears

When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.

Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."

Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."

by Ocelcinion October 20, 2019

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