Tear rubber 

When something is certified brand new or fresh and you open the seal, box, pack etc.
A virgin can also be considered a "tear rubber".

Friend1: I dint know they have this nike shoes in green.

Friend2: Its tear rubber. it aint even in stores yet.

Tear rubber by itsOn July 24, 2009

beer tear 

When a drop of the clear salty saline solution secreted by the lacrimal glands is produced by a sad song during a drinking binge.

You are drinking and the song "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam comes on. This in turn creates a beer tear.

beer tear by AmandaDale September 9, 2006

tear drop tattoo 

Before the corruption of its meaning in the 1940s by numerous gangs, the tear drop tattoo has had an even longer history dating even as far as the 1920s. Symbolizing the loss of a loved on, be it family or freind, or for a wife when one is away at war. Despite its murder count and prison time meanings, it is a display of closure from death.

I have a tear drop tattoo under my left eye because i lost someone very close to me.

tear drop tattoo by Tattoo enthusiest October 22, 2008

mexican tear maker

First seen in Mexican pornography during the late 70s. Mexican tear maker is an act where a man would ejaculate in to a woman's nostrils. Causing tears to come out of the woman's eyes.

Bill: Why is Ramona crying Joe?
Joe: I just gave her a massive tear maker.

mexican tear maker by jaws June 11, 2006

Tearfucked 

A movie that is very emotional that causes you to cry, like the movie had rough sex with your eye.

"Man that movie really tearfucked me."

Tearfucked by Agade January 11, 2009

Emo tear 

1. What other emos say to each other when joking around.
2. What preps cackle in the hallway to other emos.
3. What melodramatic fake 'emos' scream when trying to act cool.

1. Oh my god you hurt my feelings, bitch! Emo tear!
2. Yeah, shut up, ha ha EMO TEAR!
3. God! You fucks! EMO TEAR!!!!

Emo tear by Gwen Fawkes August 30, 2006

Tear Jerker 

To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.

Fred struck out with all the skanks at the bar, so he went home to give himself a tear jerker.

Tear Jerker by DWright March 30, 2007