when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt
"After I had three natty lights, I started regretting my last drunk hook-up and started crying. My friends had to comfort me because of my beer tears!"
by brunette22 February 16, 2006
When a drop of the clear salty saline solution secreted by the lacrimal glands is produced by a sad song during a drinking binge.
by AmandaDale September 10, 2006
When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.
"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"
by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009
When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.
by Eklavya May 25, 2021