spline

The word shouted as someone drives a bus though a house and off the cliff on the other side after asking the kids if they want to do to heaven.

SPLINE!... We’re goni’ to heaven.

by asa November 16, 2003

spiTe

the shiz0-nizzle

he's the shiz0-nizzle,now.

by Boo Ya March 7, 2003

split roast

A girl and boy top and tail whilst both naked. The same as a "69" the boy is licking the girl out while she gives him head.

Maz: Did you go round Mark's house last night?
Juliet: Yeah, I had a well nice split roast!

by ZoeZombie November 7, 2007

split down

when someone runs you down with a carving object and kills your ass with it!

jonas chased his wife candace with a fire axe through the woods. he caught her and knocked her to the ground. he raised the axe and candace put her arm up futally to block the axe, but the axe went through her arm and she was split down.

by da hood' June 20, 2004

banana split

To spread a womans legs and lick the whip cream out of her entire crack up to her cunt

I gave that hottie the banana split.

by muddog316 November 10, 2008

splintered

Hipster slang for drunk.

Wow man, did you see John? He drank a 12 pack and now he's so splintered.

by Andrew Allan Morgan December 18, 2006

lickity split

Another name for a pornographic movie

Did you see that lickity split on the Playboy Channel last week.

by Ronny26 June 5, 2009