Middle school

Ah yes, the worst years you'll ever have in your life. 6th graders are immature and look 5 years old, 7th graders like to talk shit and make dirty jokes whilst bullying the 6th graders, 8th graders want to go home but not before they post every breathing moment of their life on Snapchat and ask to get laid (but like no one wants to touch your zitty ass) Middle schoolers like to wear Nike and Adidas even though they both suck, they listen to rap music unnecessarily loudly, and they add the words "gay" and "faggot" into any sentence. You can find these idiots riding their bikes down the street making moaning noises because they think it's funny. Some advise is to wear deodorant because y'all smell like a petting zoo on laxatives. You also have to respect your upperclassman because you'll get a show up your ass if you don't.

7th grader: haha hi baby!

Random person: who are you?

7th grader: your mom! hahahaha

Random person: oh wait, there's a middle school near here, so this must be a fucking middle schooler.

by Saintadonis16 July 26, 2017

that's so high school

A phrase meant to indicate how immature,meaningless,irrelevant,trivial and idiotic someones actions or attitude is.

Are you going to the rave tonight?
No,man. That's so high school.

by wolfbait51 June 8, 2011

Middle School

the low point of most everyone's life...before reaching the age of majority, anyway.

middle school fucking sucked ass.

by kate. October 9, 2005

schoochie

sick alcoholic wench, slut skank, bitches that are all about drama drama drama

dude, the schoochies are wasted again.
courtney's such a schoochie.

by Jessica L July 29, 2008

School

That place kids are forced to go to for an education even though most of the shit learned will never help you later in life. School is also the place where you have to sit there 7 hours a day, 5 days a week, plus fukin homework which could stack the fuk up if your teacher is just a whore. When your done with school most kids just go home and smoke pot and kill brain cells anyway.

Teacher: School is so fun! Let's learn some shit!

Student: Shut the fuk up, time to sleep bitch.

by negronos January 12, 2012

school banned me

When you're really bored so you have a look at urban dictionary only to realise it's a banned site.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh sh*t! I'm bored and school banned me from urban dictionary and we're all going to dieeeeeee

by dontclickthelink! April 15, 2018

School Lunch

A choice between Gray Mac and Cheese, pizza that sticks to the wall, ramen that tastes like paper in water, tacos with green shells, or fake hot pockets made by the school.

School lunch is a disaster

by BOIOIOIOIOIOI November 11, 2018