the "Richard"

To this day it is still not known what or who Richard is. He will appear in your bathroom at 3 am and will proceed to use your shower for two hours. He is known to wear an S10 gas mask and boxers only but occasionally will wear full SAS black load out. He also has a bread stick that he always takes with him and it so stale that it is hard as stone. He is usually accepted as an entity that protects people but he will attack terrorists, murderers, rapists and etc.

"Bro the "Richard" will protect us if something happens."

the "Richard" by Dildo Nibba April 2, 2019

Put a Richard on it 

Richard meaning Dick so put a richard on it is a way of saying put a dick on it. Can be used when the word dick is a compliment.

Bob said you "want to go to the mall?"

You would say "put a richard on it."

Put a Richard on it by DaSootyMac68 November 24, 2020

peeping richard 

Penis trick (which can only be performed by a circumcised male) in which an individual pushes the head of his penis into the ring of foreskin underneath the head (the Tweed Ring) until it can no longer be seen. The individual then lets go of his penis, causing the head to slowly reappear and return to its original position.

Larry showed me how to do the peeping richard today.

peeping richard by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011

what the fuck, richard 

popular meme

what the fuck, richard?

what the fuck, richard by topkekerr April 28, 2016

slippery richard

When your girl dont want to go anal so you sneakily pull out real quick and put it in her ass.

Dude this girl i was with had a hairy taco so i pulled a slippery richard on her..

slippery richard by D-rock123 December 20, 2008

tom/richard 

Gay beyond belief at home and in the car work shop. Some times tom and Richard hide in the pit and touch each other

Tom/richard tomand Richard are only bum friends.

tom/richard by Riddle diddle September 9, 2015

long richard 

An alternate word for penis.

Usually involves someone talking about a penis or doing something "a certain way".

Ex: Gon' do this LOONG RICHARD STYLE.

Ex: Yea just like my Long Richard.

long richard by Mlg02496 May 10, 2016