Random

Something out of the blue aka random

A man: A like DINO NUGGIES!!
Another man: Well that was random.

by Randomia November 3, 2021

Random Acts of Violence

I saw and article about a woman who stabbed a 3 year old... To death! Just... In a grocery store... And I thought to myself... Who did you actually save Rabert Brion Harn? How many? And what (exactly) was I supposed to learn here?

Hym "I wonder... How many of these random acts of violence... Aren't actually random? Don't blame me... I learn it from watch HIM."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

random

1. Something that is strange and unknown

2. A stranger.

When Jeremy couldn't decide which ice cream flavor to choose, he had the cashier pick a random one.
OR
Today a random mugged me!

by BostBro September 19, 2021

baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

random business

I play game on various consoles

random business is goated

by random business October 23, 2025

Random McNally

A bu**s**t roadmap-producing company dat merely prints meaningless squiggly-line patterns on its driving-guide pages.

In da "Bill Nye The Science Guy" episode "Measurement", lady-detective Citronella Jones busts a whiny criminal named "Sniffley" for creating "merely eyeballed" markings on long narrow strips of wood and then trying to pawn them off as legitimate measuring-sticks; I wonder if he works for "Random McNally"?

by QuacksO October 22, 2025

Random

Evan Choy

Evan's existence is random

by qnking September 3, 2022