Christ Spear (punch)

Sexual position/action: woman lays like jesus on cross; as she has an orgasm, her man spears her under left ribs with 3 fingers of his right hand and then states in a sadistic tone “see you in 3 days bitch”

I was fucking this christian and made her feel like jesus by giving her a christ spear (punch), I think she may come back in three days.

by ShredHawk November 7, 2018

Hot Cinnamon Punch

When you load up a mouthful of Atomic Fireball cinnamon candy and proceed to tongue punch your old lady’s fartbox for a delightfully, fiery analingus experience.

Roger gave me the the hot cinnamon punch last night. I may have first degree burns.

She wanted me to eat her ass. She wasn’t expecting the hot cinnamon punch. She was jumping like a one legged mule.

by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

poison the punch

1.) Adding alcohol to a fruity drink mixture without others knowing.

2.) Spiking fruit punch.

Hey Jared, do you want to poison the punch tonight at prom?

by Punch poisoner September 29, 2019

punchersize

Violent act taken against annoying fast-food restaurant employee.

"Would you like to super size that for a quarter more?" "No, but I'll punchersize your face, for free!"

by Peter Norton November 7, 2003

punch daddy

A monsterous being, a diabolical beast that dominates the paint.

Eric Snow: Damn larry you see bron bron take flight?

Larry Hughes: I feel bad for the boul down low cause King James a straight up Punch Daddy!

by Bdeezey36 January 22, 2008

Punching the Midget

Slang phrase for male masturbation.

wound up punching the midget and sleeping on the couch

by RCG3 May 14, 2011

taylor punch

It is when your engaged in anal sex and you grab a smelly, frozen, rainbow colored fish and whack the person as hard as you can in the back of the head.

"Yeah so I taylor punched Victoria last night, it was cool"

by Taylor Jerome January 11, 2008