punchersize 

Violent act taken against annoying fast-food restaurant employee.

"Would you like to super size that for a quarter more?" "No, but I'll punchersize your face, for free!"

punchersize by Peter Norton November 7, 2003

punchasize 

threaten bodily harm in response to a benign request

Dimpus Burger worker: Do you wanna Dimpus-size your meal for a quarter more?

You: Want me to punchasize your face, for free?

punchasize by Rod Farva February 9, 2004