the dog's philosophy

A way of seeing life that wryly asserts: If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog's philosophy has inspired in many what appears to be an affinity for canine behavior.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017

bless my phone

send nudes!!

bless my phone kayla

by apps54 September 2, 2020

Face vs. Physics

To get hit by a flying object in the face,the reason its

" Vs. " is that it's a contest or challenge, if you get hit and take pain , you win , if you scream or yell you lose but it can be just a saying when someone face planted somewhere.

Victim: * falls * Ow!
Person: dude are you ok?

Victim: ahh! Yeah.
Person: dude, Face Vs. Physics!
Victim: Lol! Ha!

by FistOfJusticeTV March 1, 2015

phanchot

Common Punjabi swear word meaning "sister fucker"

Today I went to the phanchot supermarket.

That phanchot is getting on my nerves.

by phanchot May 15, 2008

Phosphenes

A phosphene is an entoptic phenomenon characterized by the experience of seeing light without light actually entering the eye ...

"Hay, what are those stars called when you rub your eyes?"

"Ohh, they're called phosphenes."

by RevengeLovesCompany June 16, 2010

phigros

A music game that will fuck with your brain, and murder your senses while everything you know trembles right before you. It's basically like being in a relationship. Asians are good at it.

Person 1: Yo, want to play Phigros?

Person 2: Father, save me from this hell, why must this happen

by Rensieboy November 26, 2020

ist-phobe

The backbone of the social justice warrior debate strategy.

Everyone that disagrees with a social justice warrior feelings logic should be labeled as an "-ist" and a "-phobe". Now it is no longer necessary to pick one that is relevant, or more likely isn't relevant to the situation such as "racist, or "homophobe". Just combine all of them together so you are always right by using the term "ist-phobe".

Member of the Patriarchy: Let us discuss this peer reviewed scientific study to see the data on this issue.
SJW: You're just an ist-phobe so your arguments do not count. STFU.

by Titomosquito December 3, 2016