maple ridge

Maple Ridge is boring...but good people

Jebus:Maple Ridge rocks yo

Wanka:nah..to boring

by Jebus December 19, 2003

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

Mapple

An insulting name for those individuals who choose brand over substance. Those who choose Apple merely because they buy into the marketing and worship at the altar of Steve Jobs.

He cued for three days for the new iPhone... what a Mapple!

by Mapple Basher February 22, 2012

toronto maple leafs

1.The best and most popular team in the NHL.

2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.

3.The team with the highest fan base

4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.

5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.

6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.

The Leafs are the best team ever!

by Leafs Kick @$$ June 2, 2005

mapgeek

A GIS (Geographical Information System) programmer. They work with maps.

The mapgeek just installed the ESRI ActiveX component, on my machine.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

Maple Syrup

When having sex with your partner, store a small bottle of maple syrup in your anal cavity. Then, as you reach climax, draw your secret weapon from its holster, and proceed fire the maple syrup all over them whilst shouting "MAPLE SYRUP!"

Me and my girl totally did a maple syrup last night. She was sticky for days. Made the Canadians proud.

by Szechuan God September 27, 2017

mapple

a young child prostitute specialising in bondage (can describe anyone from 7- 13 who enjoys bondage)
this can be an insult

wow, its grown from a boy to a mapple

that skanky 12 year old is such a mapple

by jackass April 17, 2004