She is my boink-maiden
by darkclaw wolfgod April 16, 2024
Get the boink-maiden mug."Shield-maidening" is a derogatory term that describes when a woman unnecessarily defends a man to gain favor or attention sexually or non-sexually. It can range from her defending/protecting and/or affirming a man's physique, intelligence, dating preference, etc. where it is unwarranted.
This term is the female version of the term "White-Knighting."
This term is the female version of the term "White-Knighting."
I saw this woman shield-maidening a guy online who stated he deserved a supermodel rather than an average woman when other people disagreed with his shallow opinion.
Stop shield-maidening that dude! You're giving them damaging advice!
Oh boy, some chick is shield-maidening.
Stop shield-maidening that dude! You're giving them damaging advice!
Oh boy, some chick is shield-maidening.
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1. “She’s not gay bro, she’s just a bull maiden.”
2. “Most men desire a shorter more petite woman that makes them feel large, a bull maiden is what a real man needs to produce superior offspring.”
3. Anthony- “hey bro you see that petite chuck with the fat ass, she’s so fine!”
Luke- “Nah bro I’m checking out Lassie the barrel racer girl, she’s a real bull maiden, I’m sure she’d love to get bred out by a hoss like me”
Ashton- “ew yall both nasty, I want one of them big ole cellulite beach whales, if there ain’t no cellulite it ain’t right”
Luke and Anthony- “……ew…that’s disgusting…you’re a real hawg for that.”
2. “Most men desire a shorter more petite woman that makes them feel large, a bull maiden is what a real man needs to produce superior offspring.”
3. Anthony- “hey bro you see that petite chuck with the fat ass, she’s so fine!”
Luke- “Nah bro I’m checking out Lassie the barrel racer girl, she’s a real bull maiden, I’m sure she’d love to get bred out by a hoss like me”
Ashton- “ew yall both nasty, I want one of them big ole cellulite beach whales, if there ain’t no cellulite it ain’t right”
Luke and Anthony- “……ew…that’s disgusting…you’re a real hawg for that.”
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