sleeping with the kids

Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.

Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.

sleeping with the kids by CreamiestSauce January 31, 2018

glenaeon school kids

Also known as Gleno kids and Steiner stoners, they all let wisdom shine through them and are of the highest Steiner standards

Person 1: “Oh man look at those glenaeon school kids they’re weird, I heard they climb trees all day and choose when they want to learn.”
Person 2: “Wait, are you talking about the retirement home?”

glenaeon school kids by steinerstoner April 10, 2018

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Airing out the kids

Male) To spread your legs in such a manner that you essentially "air out" your balls or "kids"

Female) To spread your arms so that you can air out your boobs

"Why are your legs spread so far?"
"Ahhh, just airing out the kids"

Airing out the kids by Xenocideplayer December 7, 2018