Jesus

One of the latest in a long line of deities based on the movements of the sun during the winter solstice.

Jesus is a made up guy!

by thetruthone October 20, 2008

jesus shoes

Nickname for handmade rope-sandals closely resembling what many arts of work portray Jesus' footwear to look like.

Just got my Jesus Shoes from the nudists. Picked up a jar of their homemade peanut-butter, too!

by Abner July 3, 2006

jesus lines

The V on a mans lower torso leading from above his hips to his crotch. Said to come from the many illustrations of Jesus on the cross, with his lines prominant and somewhat enticing.

"Damn, did you see the Jesus lines on him? They lead right to the prize."

by Zac(no h) August 11, 2006

Jesus Ranch

Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.

I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

jesusified

a person who dosent face reality and thinks everything is always ok because jesus is "there" usually overly happy and their answer to everything is "god made it so" or "jesus loves you"

mary is one hot babe, dude stay away, she's jesusified

by shadowjedi November 11, 2003

jesus chin

A dumb ass shrub with a chin so ugly Jesus would hate it. This dudes chin looks worse than fricken kazoo kid on crack.

Look at dat fool, he gots a Jesus chin. DUMB JEW

by Definition demon February 11, 2017

tastes like jesus

Used to describe something that instills a sense of euphoria to anybody who eats, drinks, or otherwise has the opportunity to taste it. See also free.

Holy gods! These cookies taste just like the savior, I swear!

by RoboSpy March 24, 2004