jessica allsop

normally a total twat. name is slop but they wont admit it.

jessica allsop is a mong

by Jessica Allsop December 7, 2023

Jessica

If your name is Jessica you probably like eating cucumbers. You make friends really easily but have trouble holding back your funny side, and end up saying something too soon. You are extreamly kind and funny however your passion is not very strong for immigrants and paninis.

Why's she eating a cucumber

It's jessica (or jizzica), it's what she does.

by Marvinsroom70 January 16, 2021

Jessica Rabbit Syndrome

A term popularized by tiktok podcasts, the term refers to a character or medium created in such a way that it is intended to be perceived as attractive, so much so that it loses all attractiveness entirely.

Something that is almost a caricature of sexuality/lust

p1: Isnt the new catwoman hot?
p2: I don’t know, she was suffering from some serious Jessica Rabbit Syndrome

by texturespending February 18, 2024

Jessica

She is a small rounded girl who often snorts when she yawns
Normally given the nickname Jessie

Person 1: omg is that a Jessica
Person 2: hah she’s so autismic

by EpPENIS July 23, 2020

Jessica Bryant

Absolute fucking cunt

“You know Jessica Bryant?”
“No”
“Well she’s an absolute fucking cunt”

by Acrobatic Fish November 6, 2019

Jessica

A little Emo. A little Hood.

She's super dark, but also a bit of a thug, she's a total Jessica.

by LittleEvilPixie July 13, 2021

Jessica

A great person with an even greater aura and personality. One that is compassionate and empathetic. Jessica strives to be as well-rounded as possible and enjoys doing anything under the sun, besides tennis. She can be spicy at times but internally has a sweet and giving trait. Always expect Jessica to be prepared in every situation, every one of them.

Jessica held up a good fight, but she could no longer resist getting a kiss from CJ.

by Joker3423 October 4, 2022