Head Jockey

A whore; one who has a reputation of giving either good or bad head.

Chris: Hey, remember when you and that chick hooked up, what happened there?

Darrick: Dude she's a head jockey, and it was bad, so I told her to stop and finished it off myself.

by Steven Sotelo December 29, 2008

Head rape

A awfully painful head ache

Shut up guys I'm getting head raped

by The jelly man February 8, 2015

Boingo Head

A person who loves the band Oingo Boingo to a fanatical degree.

Person A: I want to have an orgy with every member of Oingo Boingo and their sisters while listening to The Oingo Boing Anthology!!!!!

Person B: You are the biggest Boingo Head!

by Dr. Terwilliker November 12, 2005

Skeeter Head

A number 6 razor or less cutting your hair very tightly on the top of your head with a number 3 razor or less cutting your hair very tight on the sides. When you rub your head with your hand you can feel the hair push against your hand in both directions. When you wear a cap the tightly cut hair acts as velcro and keeps your hat glued on top of your head.

I had long hair then I got a skeeter head at super clips using a number 3 razor on the side and a number 6 razor on top.

by Bubba001 August 14, 2012

beat in the head

To be ripped off
when on pays too much for summin they have been "beat in the head"

Marcus Balla: Ha, ha! Just copped me the new 13's.
Lamont Hustla: So what..everyone got um.
Marcus: Yea but i paid $80 for it.
Lamont: Dawg u got beat in the head cuz i coulda sold it to u for 20.
Marcus: What?? HOw!
Lamont: Imma hustla homie...Ask about me!

Marcus: U see how the movies try to beat us in the head...$10 for movies and $3 for a drink!
Lamont: Too bad des cocksuckers dont know about the baq entrance or got the connects like we do.
*they brush they shoulders off*

by prince ingus April 5, 2005

Mario's floating head

Exactly what it implies: the floating head of mario from the asstastic educational game, Mario Teaches Typing 2. Says many incredible, awesome things as "Imma bet you can't do this! WEEEEEEEE!" "Oh,nice computer you got here! Can I have it" and "Oh boy! Finally imma get to move onthe ground"
Inventor of the epic "Mariocise"

Mario's floating head is awesome. Apparently he wants somethingto drinkie!

by Justin Thorson February 27, 2009

Text n Head

Texting while getting a Blowjob.

Just for kicks I'll text you while she's blowin me. LOL Ya know, a little Text n Head.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009