Maxtard (Full retard mode)

Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..

Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''

by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009

Blind man's folly

To ejaculate into a sexual partners eyes (male of female, preferably female), then to quickly reverse position while the partner rubs the eyes in pain and penetrate the anal cavity with a powerful thrust.

Just givin' the ol' Blind man's folly to Winona really gets me off.

or

Connor that bastard did the Blind man's folly to me again last night!

by Donald Fagen November 23, 2003

drew fuller

Charmed
The most sexiest, fittest, buffest, hottest, handsomest, gorgeous hottest, fittest, sexiest man on this earth (and adam brody)! He plays Chris Perry in a TV series called Charmed and he is sooooooooooooooo fit!

~ Hey, can't wait to see Drew Fuller tonight!
- Hey, no way, you watchin Charmed?
~ Yeah, and he is so fit!

by DrewFullerIsFit February 10, 2005

Fuglycakes

How the first few round or two of pancakes looked when my wife first learned to make them. Fuglycakes can be identified by features such as being partially folded over before fully cooked, partially burned, fused together with another pancake, torn while flipping, or being cooked against the edge of the pan giving it an odd shape.

Originally found at http://www.primakow.net/evan/funny/new-word-fuglycakes/

This morning we’re having pancakes for breakfast, but my wife has made them so many times that there aren’t any fuglycakes in this batch.

by Trayf February 21, 2009

full send

the phrase “full send” means to play 100 percent aggressively and to charge full force toward the enemy players. Fortnite gamers and many popular streamers will use the phrase full send to tell teammates to go in for the kill or to communicate that they are pushing the enemy.

Im gonna full send on this kid . i dont care i so want to beat him

by Halo Loula January 3, 2021

full of bitch

Usually a woman or man who is a self centered (bitch) that just cannot be pleased and how their place in society somehow outranks yours.

In the workplace, its the snob that blames other people for their problems and how its hindering their work...

And of course the uppity/stuck up brat (read- bitch) that just won't shut up about how her relationship with some random dude is better than yours

omg, she's so full of bitch

At the watercooler, Andy wouldn't shut up about how everyone around him kept interrupting his research, wow, hes full of bitch today

I overheard Tabby talk to Anna about how her new fantasy boyfriend wipes the table when compared to hers, just a bad case of full of bitch... again

by chachawatcher April 16, 2010

Full Body Fuck Down

Anything that is extremely tiring and thoroughly physically taxing which results in aches and pains. Such as 2 hours of muay thai, a full day of snowboarding, or single handedly fighting a contingent of angry midgets.

A: Jesus, you look like shit.
B: Ugh. yeah. just had a full body fuck down.
A: What?
B: 6 hours of advanced secret ninja assassin training. at 3am.
A: oh damn.

by sirulian January 4, 2011