Flash Tard

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.

Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.

by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011

Flascoration

Sexual frustration. The act of being sexually frustrated.

Will anyone help me with my flascoration?

by strongbaby___ September 15, 2011

flashertisement

That annoying lure on the Internet which causes users to go "off and running" into unknown (and often unnecessary) places online, and lose the entire purpose of why one is online to begin with.

Damn! That offer for a free trip to The Bahamas just expired! The flashertisement for high-speed internet made me way distracted and sent me off on a wild goose chase. . . . .

by Splitch October 14, 2011

Flash Gordon

When you smoke a cone whilst chucking a shit and you time it so the cone punches as the shit leaves your asshole

I just did the gnarliest Flash Gordon the toilets fucked

by Tommy cox November 19, 2014

Flashback-Effect

The flashback-effect is a situation at which one reads something and pictures it in his or her mind with the blurry border, as if it were a scene in a television show and the protagonist were encountering a flashback.

My brother Landon would be twenty-two in a couple days if it weren’t for the shooting right next to where I was sitting. He always came to the skate park with his best friends Cameron and Liam when we were all little kids, and he went boasting to our family about his marvelous skateboarding skills. He started going at age twelve, but he was utterly forced to stop at age eighteen by the bullet that stroke straight between his eyes. . . . If you guys are getting the flashback-effect when reading the part about Landon, picture him as Colin Ford kay?

(This is from the book "Amore → j.hills" by @/amerrickanbeauty on Wattpad)

by vacuous April 12, 2015

flash bang

like a flash mob but instead of dancing its a giant orgy

Jake: hey guys flash bang at the mall tonight at 6
Bex: cool man I'll see you there

by bexallot May 19, 2015

Flashbang

The flashbang is when you go down on someone after eating some spicy food and it sets her/his va-jj/cock on fire. This is sometimes done by accident after drunken encounter at Buffalo Wild Wings but can also be done intentionally by filling your mouth with hotsauce if your eating a dick/pussy you don't want to eat again.

Medic: How can I help you today young man?

Pvt Dicks: My goddamn dick sausage is on fucking fire doc, I can't take it!

Medic: Oh my god... You've been flashbanged son! Nurse I'm going to need a bag of ice, a bottle of Jergens and a copy of Backdoor Hussies 3, stat!

by Poodle-Slayer Kitten-Rider July 31, 2016