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Flap Slapper

A female who in an effort to encourage further vigorous copulation slaps her own genitals as if beating a war drum. Rhythm is usually comparable to the Christmas Carol “ The Little Drummer Boy” with encouraging words in place of the lyrics and vigourous slapping of the hand on the genitals in place of the “Parumpa pum pum” sections.
Dude, Maria is such a Flap Slapper. I can't get enough of her.
by Peto G June 11, 2011
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flap jappin

to pull the labia majora outwards while performing cunnilingus and frantically slap them together
she: what the fuck are you doing down there?!
he: oh baby, just flap jappin this mutha fucka.
by black baby jesus November 30, 2011
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flap map

A graphic illustration of a woman's sexual organs (often found in biology schoolbooks)
Look,i havent a clue where the clit is, lets get the flap map
by Sheazo McPisshorn June 19, 2011
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Flap blasting

1: To blow excessive fat off of a body with a shotgun; usually referring but not limited to the fat of ones back.

2: To completely blow someone away with a shotgun.
Dude you got a 7 kill-streak flap blasting everyone with that SPAS-12!
by Metalvayne October 5, 2011
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Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker
Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.
by crazyningatiger42 July 19, 2012
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flapatus

When a person is mean to a girl for seemingly no reason usually referring to them as a gobbler or telling them to sit on one.
This term is usually aimed at blacksmiths or homosexuals for some reason.
Hey shut up alf, you flapatus!
by flapatus fan November 27, 2012
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flapback

A type of cap with a flap of material hanging down the back to cover the neck from sun exposure. Also referred to as a Legionnaire hat.
Dude, that flapback looks rad!

Man, this flapback will prevent skin cancer and make me look cool at the same time!
by therealdeal.com October 6, 2013
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